The Tolkien Geek

Fencing, fighting, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, torture, revenge, true love, miracles! (Otherwise known as a mostly-fandom blog with other stuff thrown in)

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

(via wayofradiance)

werewarg:

alwayslabellavita:

werewarg:

carryonmy-assbutt:

lost-princess-of-mirkwood:

Wait, is this…? I had never noticed this

realisation of Steve not needing his help anymore

was this really necessary

It’s also Bucky being more than a little upset that they turned his gentle, harmless friend—who Bucky wanted to PROTECT from the horrors of war—into a fighting machine.

was that really necessary

(Source: maria-sokoli, via theunitedstatesofanxiety)

nicoangeli:

yeah okay but calypso has been stuck on her island for thousands of years and the only people she’s come across are guys. i bet you the second she gets out of there and sees a girl for the first time lol goodbye leo

(via isengaurd)

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(via isengaurd)

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

(via ispeakvulcan)

tupacshomie:

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

(Source: missinglinc, via theunitedstatesofanxiety)

aseaofquotes:

Lewis Buzbee, The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop

aseaofquotes:

Lewis Buzbee, The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop

(via adventuresonpaper)

rainydayscoffeeandbooks:

September Book Photo Challenge
Day 15: Hero/Heroine 

Heroines (in order): Gemma Doyle / Alina Starkov / Rose Hathaway / Karou / Scarlet / Celaena Sardothien / Katniss Everdeen / Cassie Sullivan 

rainydayscoffeeandbooks:

September Book Photo Challenge

Day 15: Hero/Heroine 

Heroines (in order): Gemma Doyle / Alina Starkov / Rose Hathaway / Karou / Scarlet / Celaena Sardothien / Katniss Everdeen / Cassie Sullivan 

(via booktown)

daisy-buchanannn:

funky-assbubbles:

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via odairhesnot)

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

(via erremin)

theladyelsa:

Queen Elsa of Arendelle

Princess Anna | Prince Hans

(via thehttydfan)

(Source: jospy8, via r-ckbell)

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via radagasp)

writingkills:

Plot hole? Add more serial killers.

(via thatawkwardwritingmoment)